Jon Paul - basses
Jon Paul, basses and puddings, is a new addition to the Tributosaurus lineup. He began his musical journey when, to his dismay, the riding-in-a-barrel-down-Niagara Falls business became too cutthroat and commercialized. After a fruitless attempt to unionize the barrell workers, he turned to the bass guitar for solace. The "music business is so much nobler, no one ever stabs you in the back, or drills a hole in your barrel 'round here" he is often known to say. His biggest influences on the bass guitar are Gene Simmons, Nikki Sixx, that 'guy with the mask' in that 'band with all the guys who wear masks' and Helen Shapiro. He hopes that by bringing good music to the masses he can affect real change, you know, so we can all get along, and like, come together, with the common goal to remove the Ashley twins from their powerful positions in the current administration. Butterscotch.